I am almost sure matthew mcconaughey now officially has a vagina.
Don't believe me?
I'm 89% positive this is true that matthew mcconaughey owns:
A dusty Tae-Bo vhs tape which hasn't been used since 1996
A Venus Razor (triple bladed)
A scented lilac candle
A Huge Bag Of Doritos
A copy of "Chicken Soup for the Woman's Soul"
Sex In the City season 3 on DVD
A Persian throw rug with archaic designs related to birds
3 Industrial size jars of Nair
An autographed photo of Ricky Schroeder circa 1984 Silver Spoon days
Raspberry Chapstick
Pink I-Pod Nano
Jagged Little Pill CD
An abundance of Diet Pepsi
A Jamie Oliver kitchen set
Crest Whitening Strips
And this clip never gets old.......
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